Retirement near?

Currently I feel as if I am on my last leg. It has now been a month on losing and it is just getting brutal. It is very difficult to say poker is my job when I continue to lose thousands at it. That seems like an awfully expensive job. The problem is I have no interest at getting up at six in the morning and doing a traditional job at this point, which would be substitute teaching. So with that in mind I need to figure my shit out. At this juncture I refuse to substitute teach. Now I just need to figure out how to win at poker again. Poker is so brutal. I can win for three months straight and now I've lost for over a month straight. It is time for things to turn around. The only way to do that is a slump buster. Does anyone know an interested "lady?"